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Career Change - A Remarkable Obituary

151558-289687-thumbnail.jpgToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; a consultant surgeon fired for helping himself to a second helping of soup; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Nobody was fired for manifest embezzlement and blatant corruption. (Or if they were, they were quickly reinstated.)


Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass the word on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Margaret Stead at Careersnet helps individuals, executives and business owners market themselves into new jobs, careers - building career currency, resilience and increasing their job satisfaction.

 

She offers personal coaching, workshops, tutorials, classes on the telephone and in one to one meetings that help people just like you get results. You can learn more about these terrific resources at www.careersnet.com and www.careersnet.co.uk 

She's appeared on radio programmes and been interviewed by the FT, Daily Telegraph, Guardian, been featured in dozens of online and print publications including CNN Global and Yahoo review of Top Careers Sites. Margaret's articles on career coaching, job hunting, outplacement and personal development are regularly published in hundreds of the best marketing sites on the Web.

Originally from York, Margaret now enjoys the sunshine in the Heart of England and doesn’t miss the tourists at all.


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